YOU and ME - a Big Adventure. Ssshhhhh

BIG NEWS:

I'm going on an adventure of a lifetime. Let's have a conversation about it. I'll be ME, and you are well........YOU.

Let's begin: 

YOU: Where are you going?

ME:  Sorry doll, I can't tell you - it's a secret. I don't want anyone to know until I get back.

YOU: When are you leaving?

ME: Thursday after work

YOU: How long will you be gone?

ME: 3 1/2 days

YOU: Will you post on your blog while you're gone?

ME: Probably not

YOU: Is 'Mr. C' going with you on this adventure?

ME: No, and passport services are xlj!x2A+*#bleep bleep LAME.

YOU: So you're going alone?

ME:  Yes. Thats WHY it is a secret. Actually I'm not supposed to be traveling alone and its already paid for. People would probably freak over my independence. Which in turn would make me freak out,  and then I would lose my confidence and cancel my plans.  

 YOU: I'll miss you so much. Please be safe. Take lots of photos - especially of shopping and of the local fashion. Watch out for trannys and angry Russians!

ME: I'll miss you too. Thanks for the kind words my blogging friend, you're the best.