- I don't like to get dirty
- I am not into sports
- I'm not a camper
YOU: Wow, you're going hiking? How far are you going?
ME: There are several trails to choose from, and they range from 5k-13k each. The terrain can be extreme to easy - depends on which route you take. The goal is to hike 5 trails so I get the 'pin'.
YOU: Where will you sleep? OMG - are you tenting it?
ME: Uh...that's a big NO. I'll hike to an Austrian home where the family has agreed to share it with hikers. They feed you and give you a place to sleep for a fee.
YOU: Sounds creepy, kind of like the movie "HOSTEL"
ME: Agreed - it does sound murder-esque, but I'm going with a small group so it should be ok. UH OH.......every scary movie ever made starts with a small group people. Crap.
YOU: Do you even have hiking gear?
YOU: When do you leave?
ME: Next weekend. Hey - do you want to guest blog for me while I'm gone?... Yes? Awesome - send me an email at email@example.com